Guys I can’t do this!!!

I’m getting my friend in to Doctor Who, and she just saw the Day of the Moon. She thinks the little girl (who of course ends up being River) is the Doctor and Amy’s kid! Not to mention she’s freaking out about it because she still doesn’t ship Amy and Rory. Man is she gonna freak when she finds out the circumstances of the situation!!! I can’t even deal with this right now! She keeps asking me all these questions and I keep having to put on a poker face!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why!?!?!?!?!